November 7, 2011

  • PHYSICS and the Wall Street model

    Mark Levin's fallacy that the Free Market is likephysics...

    i think it was Friday night that said that the free market functioned like physics, with immutable laws that are as carved in stone as the speed of light, and as synchronicity would have it, i was reading Rachel Ehrenberg's Beware The Long Tail in this month'sScience News.

    Upon hearing of the collapse of Lehman Brothers, she writes, H. Eugene Stanley, a physicist at Boston University, had been expecting it!

    “Many economists will tell you that the chances of something really big and bad happening are really, really small,” Stanley says. But when viewed through a different lens, he contends, catastrophic events — such as Lehman filing for bankruptcy in 2008 — aren’t exceptional but inevitable.

    At the time of Lehman’s collapse, Stanley had been exploring the notion that extreme economic events, the bubbles and crashes of financial markets, might be described by a mathematical law — a tidy law, like acceleration due to gravity. And he isn’t the only outsider who has had an eye on the markets. Scientists from a range of fields have been poring over financial data, finding some curious patterns in the process.

    These patterns suggest that standard economic models based on the notion of equilibrium — markets will fluctuate but then settle down like the surface of a still pond — may not capture the whole story. Freak events may be a normal part of long-term economic behavior. If that’s true, then the mathematical methods guiding Wall Street’s estimation of risk are seriously flawed, offering a dangerous false sense of security. 

    i have always regarded economic theory as something akin to Hari Seldon's psychohistory, as well as the limits of the speed of light: No man can create absolutes that cannot be surpassed simply because we are not the alpha and omega omniscient being we delude ourselves to be.

    There has been a cult of physicists who have proclaimed neutrinos travel faster than the speed of light, and now that it has been proven, the scientific establishment is in a mad rush to disprove it...much like the old guard must have done a century ago since Rutherford's tin foil experiment showed that there was a lot of empty space in atoms. The scientific community today would sooner believe the existence of dark matter than a virtually massless particle could exceed their hallowed speed of light--contrary to common belief--there aren't many original thoughts in science.

    Discounting extreme events as improbable is a long-held tradition in economics, notes Stanley. Many mathematical models assume that financial data, such as changes in the price of a stock, fit what is known as a Gaussian, or normal, distribution — the good old bell curve. Most data cluster around an average. Move to either side of the average, and the data points become increasingly scarce, tapering off in a predictable way. A blizzard in July or the Dow Jones dropping 20 percent in one day are considered so rare that they might as well be impossible.

    Which brings us to Hari Seldon's psychohistory.

    In Asimov's Second Foundation, The Mule is that blizzard in July, that day the Dow drops 20%

    The long tail Ehrenberg uses in her title is illustrated thusly:

    The black curve is the way a Gaussian curve is plotted: The Gaussian bell’s roots in finance go back to work by French mathematician Louis Bachelier, who modeled changes in share prices in the early 1900s. Bachelier recognized that some of his model’s assumptions were flawed, including the premise that the probability of extreme events is vanishingly small (he reportedly called such events “contaminators”). Yet these assumptions were preserved in later models, including the Black-Scholes formula, which underlies much of Wall Street’s estimation of risk.

    Our Mule was was sworn in thirty-odd years ago...and make no mistake, Ronald Reagan was every bit as disruptive to natural evolution of economics as the Mule was to Hari Seldon's psychohistory, alas, there is no known second foundation [that i know of] to get us back on track again Posted Image

    With truly Gaussian distributions, measurements that appear extraordinary, such as a person a mile tall, are probably flukes; perhaps the measurer didn’t know how to use a ruler or made a mistake in writing down the number. Termed “outliers,” these data points are often thrown out of the analysis.

    But when it comes to financial data, a growing body of research suggests that outliers can be more like babies than bathwater. Such events may still be very rare; Stanley says that the probability that stocks would crash as they did on Black Monday in 1987 was “as close as you can come to never.” Yet Black Monday still happened. And while much of finance does behave within the bounds of a normal distribution, ignoring the rare, large events doesn’t capture reality.

    Being more physicist that economist, Mr Stanley fails to see that mile tall people are not only being created regularly in the marketplace: Apple, Google, Groupon and eventually Facebook to name a few, but now the market is predicated upon the thesis that there be monsters out there...and everyone wants to land one of the fabled beasts in an IPO that goes up 300% by the closing bell.

    Half-a-century ago, Benoît Mandelbrot, father of fractals, made a similar observation in the 1960s after examining variation in cotton prices. He later called the Gaussian distribution “a model child,” one “which is commonly called ‘normal,’ but in fact deserves less and less to be considered as such.”

    So it's no wonder two of Stanley’s graduate students spotted a signature long tail in U.S. market data. The team analyzed every transaction for 1,000 stocks in the major markets, looking at how much the prices of those stocks changed and how often. The more than 200 million data points included a handful of extremes, causing the graph to splay outward.

    Instead of dismissing such tails because they don’t fit the models, researchers might need to rework the models because they don’t fit the data, Stanley and others argue. “The model should really be driven by the data,” he says. “For a physicist, there are no outliers. If I saw a glass of water float up in the air, we’d have to re-examine the law of gravity.”

    These deviations is what is responsible for the red curve--which leads to a greater and more uneven distribution of the wealth--and that has nothing to do with class warfare, but more with incompetence and greed.

    The incompetence enters the picture via the Supreme Court's ruling that corporations are people--a move that consolidates power into the hand of a cabal of capitalists who seem hellbent on re-creating a czarist Russia, as well as the high-frequency trading junta, which in essence renders your 401k plans the equivalent of buying a scratch off lottery ticket for $10 and praying you hit the $11 jackpot

    Many of the police down at Zuccotti Park don't realise that their excessive pensions are now under fire and dependent on the hob creators--and as Mitt Romney recently showed--most of the jobs they create are for maybe legal landscapers??

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November 5, 2011

  • Andy Rooney...DEATH of a SNARKY man

    i gotta admit, there were tears welling in my eyes when i saw Andy Rooney's last 60 Minutes segment.

    Unlike most of you Xangans, i grew up reading Art Buchwald in the Long Island Press, seeing Joan Rivers & George Carlin on The Ed Sullivan Show, as well as listening to Lenny Bruce which my Jewish friends would sneak out when their parents were at work, who'd i later learn got busted for saying cocksucker in the cocksucking capital of the world

    And of course, you had to keep your Dick Gregory to yourself

    If there's a gene for snarkiness, i was born with two of them--so it's no wonder i gravitated toward people like this

    i wouldn't learn about irony until the seventh grade when i read: 

    I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance
    in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year
    old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether
    stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it
    will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.

    although i've always had a firm grasp of irony.

    In my English classes i always seemed light-years ahead of my compeers because i could make connections others were oblivious too, which is why Andy Rooney to me is like all the above plus Richard Pryor and Kinison when they did social commentary...and yet i'm not saddened by his death because he did it as long as he enjoyed it and called it quits right around the time he knew he was knocking on heaven's door.

October 30, 2011

  • Blogging is starting to SUCK

    All my regular readers know that i'm a Jamaicarican Zionist...and the other day i wanted to write something that was timely, but the site that has adopted me so wholeheartedly that they gave me basically my own section even though i dominate the Current News & Politricks...but they were having problems and Xanga was down for all intent and purposes--so i went to my old MySpace--which is nothing more than an RSS feed now

    My previous post here shows that i defend the notion that the Occupy Wall Street movement is not anti-Semitic, and i wanted to link THIS to them, but you can't using ForumNYC unless it's the most current post

    It's not that cold outside, but you know how it is when that first cold day of the year comes after the never ending summer ends

    So this is for the troops in Zuccotti Park who had to sleep through that snowstorm last night, inspired by this Irani picture they posted up:

    Kapo Judaism and the Occupy Wall Street LIES

    Tonight i shall attempt to write a real essay by resisting to turn on WABC talk radio...the root of all my distractions!

    This morning, Alan Colmes, Fox News so-called liberal whipping boy, was on Imus basically debating with sidekick Bernard McJerk, who was slanderously spouting all the OWS claptrap that, to my knowledge, was slanderously started by kapo Mark Levin.

    Levin was the first one i heard to tirade about the anti-semitic element at Zuccotti Park.

    Mark Simone, who i consider one step above radio groupie Deirdre Imus, barely, soon followed suit...and i now suppose that Tea Party radio station all over the cuntry are now following suit as Reagan Dixiecrats use the Koch Brothers protocols to discredit the kind of revolutionary thought that the Founding Father would've been proud of Posted Image

    My favourite yenta infamously wrote this libelous statement a few days ago:

    From the teacher who vowed to run “Zionists Jews who run these big banks” out of the country to the dude who mocked and danced in the face of a yarmulke-topped “bum,” Occupy Wall Street must no longer deny. 

    The movement has a serious Jewish problem.

    My critically acclaimedfirst novel, which Guardian literary blogger Grumpy Old Bookman said: his novel Jew Girl. Well, the title alone is provocative, shall we say. Edgy. To my mind, a bit dangerous, given what one knows about some of the past history of New York and the not always happy relationships between Afro-Americans and Jews.

    The "Jew girl" i was writing about tragically died of cancer in the prime of her life after combatting two bouts with cancer only to be hit with it again Posted Image

    She never smoked, drank only at seders and the other Jewish drink/feating holidays, and both the company where she spent all 21 years of her adult life at, and the HMO that was their healthcare provider--as Mr Rodgers would prompt: Can WE say Oxford Health Plan boys and gurls--and although had she survived round three Oxford would've made sure there was no encore...yetmaybe it was environmental??

    The company my Jew girl, [Eileen Kalisz in the book, for obvious reasons] worked for is located in Northern New Jersey--a haven for factories that would dump untreated chemical waste into nearby creeks that fed into the Hudson--an area that would become a manufacturers rust belt when Nixon formed the EPA and the Hudson River became our first Love Canal.

    So what!

    In an op-ed today Tea Party moshiach Paul Ryan laments how class warfare WEAKENS Amerikkka, whilst Charles Gasparinomoans about the Tea Party's Rodney Dangerfield status.

    Rep. Ryan [Tea Party Republican from Wisconsin] whose final solution would be waking up tomorrow to the good news that 99.9% of AARP members were raptured by his like-minded neo-cons, says: Telling Americans they are stuck in their current station in life, that they are victims of circumstances beyond their control, and that government’s role is to help them cope with it -- well, that’s not who we are.

    Our Founding Fathers rejected this mentality. In societies marked by class structure, an elite class made up of rich and powerful patrons supplies the needs of a large client underclass that toils, but cannot own.

    Has Congressman Ryan been to a bank recently??

    HE then goes on to say: the real class warfare that threatens us: a class of bureaucrats and connected crony capitalists trying to rise above the rest of us, call the shots, rig the rules and preserve their place atop society. Their gains will come at the expense of working Americans, entrepreneurs and that small businesswoman who has the gall to take on the corporate chieftain

    And WE the people are supposed to belive this shiite...right??

    metro's Brayden Simms points out that [a]ccording to the CBO, the income of the richest 1 percent of Americans jumped by275 percent over the past 30 years--and according to my math, that covers the whole era of Reaganomics--which recently crashed under 
    Über-Reaganaut George the Second!

    And the GOP got the po' white trash thinking the commies at the gates...againPosted Image
    Posted Image The ONLY Russian economic model we gotta be afraid of is the CZARIST model--READ motherfuckers--yeah, couldn't be Tea Party KKKlean...... 

    As Artie Lange's favourite band says: WE salute you

October 22, 2011

  • Zionist Bankers and the *new* Woodstock generation!

     

    Maybe i've reached that point in life where all ol' white shitter look alike

    According to Mark Levin and the rest of the Tea Party crowd trying to discredit the Occupy Wall Street movement, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of anti-semitic protesters who, like Henry Ford, believes that the foremost problem in the world is the International Jew!

    Almost a century later the Ford Motor Company had to surpress its We didn't take a bailout from the coon commercial--and i'm not sure, but ain't the Ford dude in the commercial the same one holding up the sign??

    Now according to Mark Levin and all the other Tea Party shitters, these signs (and some make-believe videos) are so prevalent that the ADL has been conned into addressing the "problem"--there is a picture of same guy with an Occupy Wall Street girl holding this sign:  and you have few newspapers with that picture! and NONE of the Fox "news" propaganda machine

    So who to believe???

    And why haven't i gone down there to give y'all some first person accounts??

    i could use the excuse that i've worked for three years straight with only 4-days off (2 of them due that putz, Mayor-for-Life Bloomberg) but that wouldn't cover it...the real reason in because the MTA sucks

    So Mark Levin and the Tea Party are trying their best to dismantle the Tea Party because the Occupy Wall Street movement is everything the Tea Party wasn't: organic--and it scares the hell out of those clowns that the times they are a changin'

    Some fool just called up Mark Simone and ran the same old same old that's been appearing in print and on nazi talk radio without much variation since OWS began: If you got rid of all the millionaires and billionaires Amerikkka would collapse...to which i reply: Have you lost your motherfuckin' minds???

    The top 20% couldn't fend for themselves if the rest of us were gone..nor could they run 90% of the companies they control: You think George Soros or the Koch Brothers can do half the work their workers do...yet the average C.E.O. makes 800 times more than his worker

    Fuck Michael Jordan, Doctor J was the greatest basketball player that ever lived...was HE 800 times better than me on the basketball court???

    Hell no!!  Stephen Hawking, the genius of our times, might be ten times smarter than moi--so to say that as a basketball player Doctor J may have been 12 to 15 times better a ballplayer than me shows how highly i rank him, since i only consider Jordan to have five times more game than me

    As for the Occupy Wall Street movement being some kind of Woodstock flashback...the more appropriate comparison would be Haight Ashbury at the beginning of the Summer of Love...it's more of a happening than a hardcore political movement...that will come later....

    Looks like the Economist get's the Occupy Wall Street movement too

October 14, 2011

  • Hubert Sumlin hospitalized

    Legendary blues guitarist, Hubert Sumlin, Muddy Waters' perennial sidekick virtuoso and one of the idols of Keith Richards and the Rolling Stones, is now in NYU Langone Medical Center suffering from heart troubles...well at least that is my understanding of what HIT syndrome means, as explained to me by a med student.

    As every Stones fan knows, the band got their name from a Muddy Waters song...although i don't remember if it was Brian Jones or Keith Richards that induced the band to go by that name!

    In all likelihood, Mr Sumlin is in the Tisch Hospital, and those of you in the media can contact them here: http://www.med.nyu.edu/contact-us 

    The med student i talked to said HIT syndrome is usually a result of taking blood thinners after a stroke or heart attack, and not necessarily fatal--so i'm breaking this story sans any expectation of being credited because i'm a Rolling Stones fan and guitarist first--it's more important to me that the story makes the papers so that Mick, Keith, Charlie, Woody and ex-Stones Mick Taylor & Bill Wyman find out...although if any of them have an old Brian Jones guitar laying around and wanna thank me for breaking the news

    Whilst Mr Sumlin will be canceling THIS gig...i hope and pray he's got a lot more left in him--WE love you Hubie!

    THEM and us mere mortals...

October 7, 2011

September 28, 2011

  • And still we continue to WAIT and HOPE that our president will finally stop being a bystander...

    New York Newsday used to be my paper of record--especially when, in the summer before George the First suckered Saddam Hussein into a "war"--a pre-WikiLeaks op-ed in that then esteemed paper clearly showed that Iraq's planned invasion of Kuwait was an Arab-Arab problem as far as April Glaspie & State was concerned

    Long before Orwell, Krishna showed Arjuna that War IS Peace...or at least its precursor! 

    Now besides being rejected by MTA, our beloved Campaigner-in-Chief is now being shunned by Wall Street...and notice that Jamie Dimon, like Timmy Geithner, who i hated from jumpstreet, is part of that incestuously connected to Wall Street entity called the New York Fed--which is akin to having a crackhead as the overseer of your cookers--too street??  Okay, how about having a wino manage your liquor store

    As things stand now, Anthony Weiner could beat Obama in the primaries

    Today, am-ny, a subsidy of Newsday that is many a times informative when not trying to be tragically hip, printed this Reuters article which is paraphrased & riffed on by Challah Hu Akbar, who was banned by Twitter as i was writing this article

    Now for those of you who disremember Desert Storm--the major crux of that "war" was to test out our latest G.I. Joe toys.  You have to remember that George the First honour was compromised when he treasonously used his CIA connections to keep the hostages in Iran until after Bonzo's co-star was sworn in...and cold warrior Reagan's ONLY war victory was against Grenada two days after Lebanon executed 200-plus Marines???

    Check it out Barry--using your basketball metaphor--how about pivoting into WINNING?

    Yeah, i know you ain't got tiger blood...only cat you cwould be called is PUSSY--but the shiite's hitting the fan and the Iranians are MOCKING yo' punkass--they think you're as tough as Kiki Vandeweghe going one-on-one against Chocolate THUNDER <--Yeah motherfucker, hit that non-golf link and let me hear that a couple of Iranian warships accidentally got a Korean-like torpedoing...Syria got introduced to drones...50,000 troops gonna be hanging out in the Golan Heights for the next 100 years, and our bunker-buster bombs WORK--October surprise at all the Iranian nuke factories

    CHANGE a lot of AMERICANS will believe in--even us Marcus Garveyite Jamaicaricans

September 22, 2011

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