Name:Prince o' Tirades Location: New York City, New York, United States
Interests:Patti Smith, Jimi Hendrix blues,
James Joyce, studying the remnants of
the Bill of Rights, and starting a used tampon collection. Expertise:Lysergic insights of a prosaic world, i.e., talking a whole lotta SHIT!!!
One bumper sticker that i've always remembered, said:
You worship a homeless man on Sundays and then are oblivious to them the rest of the week.
in essence...in practice i'm not sure people actually worship that homeless man as much as they're in church for networking and powertripping
At work i'm a combination of Hawkeye Pierce and Charles Manson, my flirtations offset by my deranged sense of humor--people seem to think that i'm only insane on the internet--those that do know me in real life know i'm about 53 cards short of a full deck...
Wednesday that image was kind of shattered...it was preternaturally cold here in NYC and i saw my homeless dude and said to myself that today would be a great day to buy him a meal...i should've told him my intentions
If it was warmer, he'd still be out there...but he wasn't when i returned 20 minutes later.
Most New Yorkers have their favorite homeless--people who they there for the grace of God project upon--the girls in the office had no clue that i was that kind of New Yorker since i joke about everything from cop killers and killer cops to cripples, queers, and midgets...political correctness is not my forte!
So i asked my favourite girl in the office--she's 61--if she brought her lunch that day...she forgets 50% of the time...and she did again, so it came in handy since she was leaving early to go to the nursing home where her 85-year-old mom is in her last daze in a five year battle with cancer
And i let it slip that i bought the food for my homeless dude--who by the way never begs--and now it's out that i really wasn't the one that said to Lucifer: Yo, let's revolt and take out this god dude.....
On the other side, there's the cellphone moms...the child abusers who are gonna raze a generation of emotionally disabled children
i boarded an elevator on the penultimate stop before hitting the ground floor, and a texting mommy mindlessly dragged her kid out while i was entering, then yanked the kid back on as she realized her mistake before the door closed. So what happens in the land of haves when their kids become the have nots in a country that wants to create a technocratic czarist Russia
This is what the guy who shot bin Laden is doing today:
Now, nearly two years later and a civilian, the hero, who is in his mid-30s, said he’s concerned about how he will provide for his family and worries about other veterans in the same situation.
Many ex-military personnel find careers in security, but the SEAL said he never wants to handle a gun professionally again.
Suffering from arthritis, tendonitis, eye damage and blown disks, he lamented the way his health benefits were turned off.
“I asked if there was some transition from my Tricare to Blue Cross Blue Shield. They said no. You’re out of the service, your coverage is over. Thanks for your 16 years. Go f--k yourself.”
Years ago when maralite's daughter was a nurse in Iraq whilst her husband was simultaneously serving, she sent the following e-mail to her mom:
Mama,
Another day here in Iraq. It's already been devastating for many of us here. It's difficult because we aren't allowed to speak about what goes on with our families for fear that someone else may be monitoring everything we say and write.
When you were told I would change I want you to know that the change may actually be good for me...I think of you and Lori and my heart swells, wanting to hug you. I haven't felt that way in awhile. I think taking care of the family and my own personal issues jaded me from thinking and loving you guys the way I should. Well, just so you know.
Things are ok. I would love some books, the kind you know I like! All we have here is a whole bunch of cheesy Harlequin romance type stuff. And magazines, you know how I love magazines. Mama, could you send me a nice pillow? I don't have one and my neck and shoulders are killing me! We have a luxury here in the EMT (that's Army speak for ER) a stove! The interpeters bring us things like eggs from the economy to bake with etc. I could use those flavored creams, no one here has half and half! I would even love the half and half that doesn't need to be in the fridge. Anything easy that young people like. A lot of the soldiers come in from the field and haven't eaten so we would like stuff to be able to make for them thats easy and reminds them of home. Also, we cut off a lot of soldiers clothes and then they don't have anything else to wear, so we're asking for Dollar Store/WalMart type packages of underware, socks, tshirts, shorts, you get the idea.
THAT was in November, 2005...and when i posted it on the internet dittoheads were telling me that it was some kind of left-wing propaganda...almost seven-and-a half years later Fox News has yet to address the problem, yet their big sister, ran the story above about the guy who killed bin Laden not being able to get healthcare
A teen girl told cops that she was forced at knifepoint to perform sex acts on two men in Crown Heights, but then recanted the story, law-enforcement sources said.
The 13-year-old girl initially told an officer that two men had forced her into a van at Rochester Avenue and Sterling Place at about 9 p.m. Monday and made her perform the sex acts, the sources said.
It should, because even if you've never had a teenage girl you've know one...it's a story almost as old as the bible: girl sneaks out--girl gets busted--girl lies so she don't get an asswhupping!
When Justin Bieber got booed at a Knicks game, that pissed me off...a bunch of allegedly grown men booing a little kid because he done more with his life than most of them could ever hope for...it's just straight up pussy
If you think about the idiotic things you did as a teenager, and was held accountable for it 25 years afterwards--would you think that was even remotely fair--and is it even legal??
The New York Post damn near orgasmed reporting this today:
Infamous hoaxster Tawana Brawley — whose outrageous rape lie 25 years ago inflamed racial tensions nationwide — yesterday was finally slapped with a court order to settle a hefty defamation case against her.
“For at least 25 years, she has been living a major lie,” said former Dutchess County prosecutor Steven Pagones, who was falsely accused of raping Brawley in 1987 and finally tracked her down, thanks to The Post.
As i've already stated elsewhere, the NYPD should be paying a percentage of their pensions towards all the stupid shit they do, and i'm sure there would be less knuckle-head cops
And whilst the talkradio pundits claim that it was Obama that divided this cuntry, they forget to mention all the uppity niggers that came before: Malcolm, Martin Luther King, Marcus Garvey, and even Johnny Cochran, whose major sin was getting OJ freed for a crime that many a white man had committed...so i can understand the Savage Nation's fear of a Chicano planet...the first Mexican-American POTUS just might send all the illegal aliens back to Europe
One of my friends summed up my outlook on life best when they said that i have an extreme prejudice towards stupidity...which is why i probably find politics totally hilarious as everyone runs around proclaiming that they are the absolute truth
My favourite hero in the Bible was Solomon, who asked for wisdom and then got everything...in literature it's Jude Fawley, who died trying to get into Christminster but was probably a lot more educated than the scowlers within those sacred walls.
In physics those intellectually corrupt shamans had to come up with all these convoluted explanations as to why neutrinos don't travel faster than the speed of light, yet they still cannot explain why neutrinos have no mass, when, according to Einstein, they should be so heavy that they virtually wouldn't be able to move!
But let's take a look at idiocy on a much simpler scale...
This dittohead on Twitter attacks Al Sharpton with some really stupid argument, and although i personally don't like the Reverend Al--he bogarted a march on Howard Beach that me and others started, for the photo-op of course--i not only defended "the people's pal," but i took umbrage with the attacker's name: Chavo Pederast!
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