[T]he preamble to the Constitution tells us the nation's reason for being in 52 words that can be reduced to six principles: society, justice, peace, security, commonwealth, and freedom. Individual riches don't make the list.

If the Tea Party saw Jesus rise up from the grave today, they'd re-crucify Him!

Yesterday Rich Lowry came all over himself as he lauded Nixon goon Chuck Colson for saying FUCK YOU to Harvard in order to pursue the conservative jihad against America, yet he thumbs his nose up [and blocks them on Twitter] when confronted by someone who has the same credential as Colson...and maybe trice the intelligence

Social Security might've been SAVED if General Electric puppet Ronald Reagan hadn't got elected in 1980.

Full of himself after the air-traffic controllers union busting coup, Reagan went Sherman on civil service employees, as he slashed and burnt to the delight of the New World Order dittohead generation that he was about to create, with an unwitting assist from the creators of Alex Keaton.

My final semester of high school i only needed one gym class to graduate, with honours, and since my father wouldn't let me take an extra six months to work on my band, i took some easy A's classes...one of them being a double-period accounting class...little did i know we'd have to write a term paper for it

Being a naturally born procrastinator, three days before said term paper was due i got some lysergic and a few economics books from the library, & ended up writing a paper called Social Capitalism...and of course my teacher thought it was some divine act of plagiarism, so he sent it to one of his gay ex-lovers at Harvard, and suddenly i get a scholarship to their business school since original thought is rarer than astatine.

FLASH FORWARD to when the Gipper is in re-election mode...the boon years of cocaine & AIDS haven't yet kicked in, and Ronnie's doing the Paul Ryan thang.....

Whilst i'm no Stephen Hawking Einstein, back then i was still MENSA-sharp and rather intuitive when it came to business, having converted my uncle's corner store deli into what should have been the Second Coming of Wal-Mart...but he was happy with going to the tracks & trotters every day

  You'd be surprised how many doors a book can open!

i read Anthony Burgess' critique on James Joyce long before i read Clockwork Orange OR saw the movie, which was rated R by the time i saw it at a Village midnight screening.

Those of you who read Jew Girl can understand why i'd read Burgess' Joyce book ahead of his classic: that UFT incompetent that taught me high school English, MS Lynn B Kearney, accidentally instilled a desire to LEARN for the rest of my days since Adonai wasn't gonna give me the gift of Solomon on the spot!

So 30 Easters ago this really big dude in the Social Security Administration who had taken a liking to some kid who he saw reading Clockwork Orange, his favourite book--had to lay off what he believed to be the future[?]--and Mr Big was doubly pissed when he found out said kid was as well versed in mathematics and physics at the time the Paul Ryan edict came down...DYLAN deluge in the Romney era:

Back in the day, you read Animal Farm in the sixth grade...although today the Fox "news"/#NY Post crowd would be screaming that it was all part of a UFT plot to liberally indoctrinate school kids since we also had to read at least three New York Times stories and come up with 10 vocabulary words for your homework assignment!

The CATCH was that after a month or two, you had to read more than three stories in the NYT because Mr Podair would know if you used the same vocabulary twice..and heaven help you if you didn't READ a story that fit the 3 sources RULE: i.e, we had to mention "facts" from three different papers reporting the same story, and in those days, besides the NYT that we got a special subscription to through school, it'd usually be the Daily News and the Long Island Press...and believe it or not, parents didn't want to EXPOSE their kids to all the left-wing garbage in the Post back then

If memory serves me right, Mr Podair had our class read Animal Farm in the spring of 1970, and unlike the so-called liberal indoctrinators that the United Federation of Teachers is supposed to be swarming with, like any good teacher, he taught us to think for ourselves which is why if find Rich Brittle's statement that [w]ith Obama there's a balance.  He represents "reasonable" America, not "ideological" USA.

In today's Michael Goodwin column, he rightly proclaims:  Obama simply can’t tolerate dissent.

Not getting his way provokes him into making foolish and irrational assertions. This is the president who, three days after taking office, rejected a Republican idea on the stimulus by declaring, “I won.”

What Goodwin fails to mention, or is totally incognizant of, is that OBAMA could be replaced by damn near any name of someone under 50, and damn near everyone under 30!

A couple of days ago i was about to walk down the stairs to the subway when an old dude was helping a mom with twins and the SUV baby carriage up the stairs...so i backed up to let them pass, but a Ms It's-ALL-about-ME podhead proceeded down, perturbed that she might miss the next train...so maybe she'd be 3 minutes late to her manicure

But since Obama's a nigger, even though he was razed by a white hippie mom more than like schooled on Benjamin Spock and the whole spoild the rod as you spare the chile [from reality] school of thought[lessness]...it's easier to insinuate that the "nigger" Obama is fucking up the cuntry rather than showing that Paul Ryan's just as bad, if not even worse!

YEAH, i've got a lot more to say...but i done exceeded the attention span of y'all ADD brats...

Joseph Connell,fittingly of Brownsville, reminds us that activist judges have been threatened to be fed rat poison (Ann Couler) to indirect threats of assassination (Sen. John Coryn and Rep. Tom De Lay) to putting judges on the endangered species list" (Rep. Denny Rehberg).

 Now whilst i have no absolut proof that auld Adonai didn't slip Moses the Constitution OR, like Sean Hannity suggests: anointed Reagan instead of Jezeus, so 'scuse me while i blasphemy a little.....

The biggest problem today is lack of respect, and it starts at home.

Kids don’t respect themselves or their parents. When they go out into the world, they don’t respect their teachers or any other authority figure.

The problem is not a color or race issue.

The problem stems from bad people doing bad things.

Thus sprach dittohead Gerard Romano--no relation to Ray i hope--in yesterday's New York Post.

Romano and all the other klansmen who wrote to the Post, which is the predecessor for Fox "news", were condemning this op-ed by born-again housenigger RE: the Trayvon Martin assassination in Florida...and they're all acting like Zimmerman was some kind of police authority instead of being a Judeo-Hispanic with a Geraldo Rivero Übermensch complex

i lost all respect for my father almost 40 years ago when we were on a family vacation in the backwoods of Florida, and some cracker cop stopped us & my father--who could've beat his ass to death--started Sambo-shuffling and put on the worst coon show i ever did see...little did he realise i'd have dug that redneck's grave with my fingers if need be...and the NY Post readers don't realise that their venerated NYPD used to roll up on little kids, spit on them, and call them niggers and spicks

Let's do some more lack of respect though...

Yeah, i'm Mau Mau to the max...and whilst im $160 away from never doing business with JPMorgan Chase and anything related to those vultures, Jamie Dimon can almost be assured that half way into a Romney presidency niggas like me will be revolting, and Kenya in the Fifties wil seem like a picnic...and a lot of those out to slit his throat will, like me, be baby boomers who realise that him and Paul Ryan done yanked the rug from under us

This morning i found out my sinecure is nearing its end as the multi-billion dollar non-profit...Newspeak George Orwell hadn't the imagination to imagine, takes everything in-house to maximize their non-profit

All that means to me is that i'm on the streets once again, making $50-150 more, but it increases my chances of fucking an MTA "worker" up, since their incompetence will definitely fuck with MY paycheck!!!

After finding out the news & going out for my 90-minute lunch, i ran into an old waitress....a few years older than moi, this old white lady singled me out to ask me where the nearest diner was--she had just re-located to Brooklyn from Westchester.

Diners in Manhattan are an endangered species, and if you do get a gig in one, you're either a super-twink or CAN DO girl...she had recently broken her bridge so the only thang she cwould seriously apply for was to star in a granny porn bukkake flick...alas, i ain't got no connections in that industry

NYC unemployment now is above the national average...why???

Like all the Grapes of Wrath dust bowlers during the John Ford years, as well as the Fox "news" 24/7 infomercial that this is the land of welfare Oz, the reality is that NYC is more the Second Coming of Detroit than the claptrap Hannity the rest of the Fox & Fiends are feeding y'all.

My little white waitress, with 17 years experience under her belt, will most likely never get a job in her area of expertise...but with a little fracking, she'd be thriving upstate, which is what all us city folk call anything above Jersey!

Nah, the PC ain't for politically correct, but for pandering CUNTS 

My regular Xanga readers are perplexed as to why i ain't said nothing yet RE: Trayvon Martin, whislt completely forgetting that i live in NYC, where our Black youth are lynched and are subsequently treated like animals with a regularity that would be welcomed by many a constipated GOP Tea Party messiah--and i wanted to post the covers of those animals who raped the Central Park jogger HERE-- alas, Google is no longer in the Do no evil business...got enough money you can now wipe the truth off the internet

Both the NY Post and the Daily News called them animals & a wolf pack who went wilding and raping...and i cannot recollect if Geraldo Rivera led the media charge on television at the time..but to this day those innocent boys have still not received a dime from their wrongful arrest--and Geraldo's spouting shiite about hoodie nigroes DESERVING what they get

Can Christine Quinn, the architect behind both her and our unbeloved Mayor-for-Life Bloomberg be much different than Fox New's so-called liberal flunkie?? 

Since Speaker Quinn is supposedly a lesbian--and you can GO HERE for those in the know who beg to differ--one would think that with the NYPD on a raping spree [and as my second book demonstrates..THAT ain't nothing NEW], she'd have something to say about THAT...i don't recollect a thang

And whilst NY Post reader Phil Serpico brings up the obvious: Volunteer patrols should be unarmed, regardless of gun-carry permits, and only act as eyes and ears. Members should also be identifiable by distinct clothing.

Remember, that young man also had the right to “stand his ground” if he felt threatened, lets see how many Stand Your Ground cops have to be killed before ol' massuh realizes that WE be feeling threatened by a cracker with a gun too

 And WHEN you can beaten into a COMA & the cop is charged with misdemeanor assault...FUCK Quinn and her NYPD:

The simple answer is to go to Germany and copy their system...but now that

is about to kick in, it's time to THINK...

 OVER HERE i mention a city employee who's five-foot-six and 200 pounds...who according to this, she's 43 pounds overweight!

i propose that all health insurance companies and government employers should be allowed to weigh those insured annually and be able to raise their rates by 1% for the first 20 pounds overweight the another 1% for each additional 10 pounds over...therefore Ms Phylathia Monroe would be paying an additional 3%...and if she has some piglets??

Kids should not be charged for the first 25 pounds overweight, and after a year's moratorium, their parents should be socked with a 2% rate for every 10 pounds they tip the scale above the 25 pound threshold.

 Mammas don't let your kids grow up to be fat boys:

YO, i think Governors Christie and Cuomo is DA SHIITE that'll make the tri-state area GREAT again...but obesity is what's making america a servant state in the global schemata...

i'm sure all the German and Chinese tourists who visit and buy up the best of this cuntry will find y'all quaintly fat & friendly as you sambo-shuffle for a tip..ME??--i'm five pounds below my ideal weight but well within the BMI medical recommendation

YO, almost mid-50's and being able to run a 40 with a cigarette in my mouth, i'm not exactly the epitome of heath...but there's no way i should be paying a whole lotta money for fat fucking 14-year-old huffing and puffing up the subway stairs, holding up me and everyone else because he's too fat to fish

THAT is one cover the NBA will rue the day...

Rich Lowry is a little bitchboy who'd get his face broken if i met him on a bad day--especially since he blocked me on Twitter [why do sissies get on the internet then try to get YOU kicked off because they're faggots who can't handle the heat ]  His column today, though, is dead motherfuckin' ON 

Now Lowry can't say this--the NCAA is the NBA's way of keeping dumb niggers as the main staple of their aerial coon shows--which is why, as he points out, their college experience is not about education, but about getting massuh some entertaining nigro buck who brings all the other klantaion owners, a.k.a. job creators, into the arenas...and Jeremy Lin is very dangerous to the status quo

A few weeks ago, when Carmelo Marbury was still riding the pine, i went into Modells to buy a Linsanity jersey for a Knicks' fan i've known since college--and even though the Giants had just won the Super Bowl, those jerseys and t-shirts were jumping off the shelves--and since the Modells' ad said they'd be getting a fresh shipment mid-morning, the store was filled with Black kids and Asian parentsdraw your own conclusions from that

Earl "the Pearl" Monroe sublimated his Melo stardom in order to win a championship...and the Knicks were a team with SEVEN future Hall-of-Famers then, and now the Knicks want to relegate their newly discovered Walt Frazier to the Harthone Wingo role

When i left work tonight, this Trini-dude was telling one of our company retards not to talk to him because he's a Jew...and the only thing worse in NYC than Black-Jewish relations is the hatred of Asians--see  Über-Knicks fan Spike Lee and the so-called "Reverend" Al Sharpton.

So this little Christian kid ignites and unifies the city in a way that was last seen during that OH SHIT moment on a September Tuesday a decade-and-a-half ago by playing old school basketball [whilst inspiring kids to STAY IN SCHOOL and learn]...and as the Knicks revert to utilizing profound scorers...which in my day were called CHUCKERS...the Knicks are sure to get a lot of high draft choices before Dolan announces the return of Isaiah as coach

Right here is where all the Goldman Sachs bullshit is...which is a MUST READ for anyone really vested in the stock market.

Basically it's Fox Business News guru Charles Gasparino vs the New York Post's John Crudele, and you should read the latter's column TODAY

Whilst the stock market is looking damn good now, it's a looooooong road to November, and an October Crash get's Romney IN

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The press has been drooling for a Mai Lai type massacre for ages, and now they almost got it--so where's the We Support Our Troops volk now

My long-time readers know that i was helping take care of some kids whose parents were both stationed in Iraq--a big NO NO in war--and the Army even had wanted their grand-uncle, an Army pastor, to re-up

The New York Post, the official newspaper of Fox News, began their article with the following sentence:  The rogue US soldier who allegedly gunned down 16 Afghan villagers in their homes was a trained sniper who suffered a traumatic brain injury before the rampage

As i'm writing, i'm listening to psüber-patriot rail against Obama instead of the Manson family-like Army policies that had this poor soldier serve three tours in Iraq and now a tour in Afghanistan...and you wonder WHY he snapped??

i'm fond of saying i'm a veteran of the Crack Wars...and i've "served" in Far Rockaway, South Jamaica, Harlem & Cambria Heights during that time--the last was not as insane as the first three--as well as Compton in L.A. when gangbanging first took hold...and i've seen more than my fair share of bodybags & executions--so since i'm a few cards short of going totally Columbine, i can dig why this boy snapped...and mid-30's is a boy in the greater schemata of the universe

Jimi was pro-Viet Nam war until the Panthers talked him out of it...and though i was always anti-Viet Nam..i was pro-Army being Jamaicarican...until the Iraqi crap started by George the First [Bush]

So it's now time to bring the troops home...but let's not PUNK like Reagan in Lebanon--like Billy Tecumsh Sherman said, WAR IS HELL--"retreat" westward--guns blazing--to our real allies in Jerusalem...methinks our Taliban "problem will be solved

Unfortunately, the Taliban's gonna make sycophant Charles Gasparino look like a SCHMUCK as they blow up oil platforms in the Middle East

Yeah, TeamObama lead the list

As my long-time readers know...it's been almost a decade since i assumed this persona, like Alice Cooper and Ziggy Stardust! And the FIRST Amendment is like the Holy Grail to moi:

Lenny Bruce would've loved gangsta rap...but Twitter??

On Twitter Monica Crowley's MY BlondeApocalypse...and i'm sure y'all be wondering--WHY the fuck these OBVIOUS nazi poster girls be into a NIGGER like ME??

 Like all the politically fag sites i was on, the Mark Simone WABC-talk radio whore, and so many of the punk=ass motherfuckers from that station, be putting the BLOCK on me...and??

Y'all be gettin' yo punk ass's DISSED??

1.  Mark SHEmone
2. pending...

Now if you haven't heard of Rush Limbaugh's latest faux pas, google it up..i ain't your newspaper

i gotta do a mea cupla to one of my tweeps for calling her a bitch--and unlike Limbaugh, i've got a good excuse--it was the reefer (and Grey Goose) talking...but that ain't much of an excuse, is it

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mash, as you might say, for he sproke...my regular Xanga readers would be somewhat familiar with--as i've read so much James Joyce that it seeps into my everyday writhings

 Drinking and smoking weed with my nephews and their homeys might seem irresponsible, but i learn shiite their mothers wouldn't by doing so, i.e.--what dumbass crimes they're thinking of committing...and i'll play them some gangsta rap to demonstrate the stupidity of their plans...and then they'll see the LIGHT

Since i ain't a drinker no more and my reefer days are like 30 years behind me--i was always a lysergic man anyways--i got a better excuse than Limbaugh...but i also got a better apology: i'm an asshole!!!

Rush got to power-tripping as he thought he was the king maker of the GOP, and this morning his little kapo cuntling, Mark Levin declared that he was gonna be hellbent on defending Limbaugh's right to free speech...Levin sounded so lame in his defense just now, that i switched to MC Lyte oeuvre on YouTube

  Meanwhile, Andrea Peyser, the Reich-wing's cut-throat cunt, demonstrates that she has more balls than Mark Levin, although she disingenuously hides it by declaring: In his new book, “Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 – 2010,’’ social scientist Charles Murray argues that whites — he focuses on whites to show that his theories transcend race — have divided into an affluent class that embraces education, religion and traditional values, such as marriage. And an underclass that turns up its nose to these things.

“The problem I describe isn’t a conservative-versus-liberal problem. It’s a cultural problem the whole country has,” he said at the American Enterprise Institute.

completely missing the thesis of Murray's book,and she obviously don't listen to Monica Crowley 

Monica Crowley is used to MY circular writing a la Finnegans Wake?? as that link shows

Murray's book should've been called Whitey's LAST Stand, because from what he said on Monica's show this past Saturday, he is more concerned about whitey following the nigger mentality, i.e., they getting lazy and shiftless like US???

How the fuck does Andrea come up with the hypothesis that Murray's theories transcend race is wishful thinking to the nth degree!  Black women been the foundation of our community from slave days, which is why even when i'm stoned to the bone i shouldn't use the term bitch in jest...yet unlike kapo Levin Peyser reinforces Limbaugh's right to call Sandra Fluke a prostitute/whore/etc.....

  Yeah, Snooki looks like the kind of girl who'll deep-throat the footlong turd or take a diarrhea facial, the ultimate SLUT...which in all likelihood means that there's a 98.6% chance she was molested when she was a chile

Yeah, i'm a motherfucking asshole, but unlike Limbaugh and the Tea Party dittoheads...i don't blame it on someone else:

Romney CARES Amerikka

LMFAO