i had just read THIS STORY, wondering to myself…Isn’t dropping off a kid by any Catholic church child endangerment

As i was snarkingly walking down 57th Street in Manhattan trying to figure out how to transpose THAT into a joke that’ll have Wanda Sykes and Charlie motherfuckin’ Murphy keep coming back for more when i twitter them this shit…and then i see this fuckin’ cancer kid at one of them Starbucksy restaurants that cater to the Yuppie scum that our Mayor-for-life seems to think is the alpha and omega of MY beloved NYC

WONDER what happened to all them cancer kids that didn’t have ObamaCare

NOW for you heathens—

THIS doesn’t surprise me:

Goldman Sachs 

probably considers itself one of those companies that is too big — or even too important — to fail. But it’s really just too greedy to exist.

Lloyd Blankfein, Goldman’s head, made a comment a few months back that was as audacious as it was despicable when he said his company was doing “god’s work.”

I’m using a small “g” on Blankfein’s God because no deity of any known religion would condone the kind of avarice Goldman has shown.

I’ve been tracking and condemning the antics of this company for years.

I’ve especially criticized Goldman’s unfettered and unchecked access to government officials like former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson, who once was Goldman’s leader and (as his phone records that I obtained attest) was at his former firm’s beck and call.

At a time when there was tons of money to be made in the unstable financial markets,  Goldman’s Blankfein could get the US Treasury on the phone without fail.

These calls to Washington big shots could have resulted in Goldman receiving intelligence far beyond what anyone else on Wall Street or in the general public could have ever hoped for.

That’s the real scandal surrounding Goldman Sachs, or Government Sachs as the wisecrackers have come to call it. And if regulators dig even a little, that’s the dirt they will be shoveling.

Goldman Sachs EVIL…prey tell

And GUESS who’s the prey

* Goldman Sachs partner Gary Gensler is Obama’s Commodity Futures Trading Commission head. He was confirmed despite heated congressional grilling over his role, as Reuters described it, “as a high-level Treasury official in a 2000 law that exempted the $58 trillion credit default swap market from oversight. The financial instruments have been blamed for amplifying global financial turmoil.”

* Goldman kept White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel on a $3,000 monthly retainer while he worked as presidential candidate Bill Clinton’s chief fund-raiser…

* Former Goldman lobbyist Mark Patterson serves under Geithner as his top deputy and overseer of TARP bailout — $10 billion of which went to Goldman Sachs….

* National Economic Council head Larry Summers reaped nearly $2.8 million in speaking fees from many of the major financial institutions and government bailout recipients he now polices, including JP Morgan Chase, Citigroup, Lehman Bros. and Goldman. A single speech to Goldman in April 2008 brought in $135,000….

As Mr Crudele points out: Goldman has long been very proud of the fact that it foresaw the decline in the US housing market.

Never again

Brooklyn: Re “Is this what the end of the world looks like?” (April 16): Though scientists may attribute it to the Icelandic volcano, with so much blood having been spilled on European soil, it must be more than a coincidence when ashes fall from the sky in the same week millions memorialize the Holocaust.
—Chaskel Bennett Sunday

Synchronicity again

Was thinking the same thing last week…weren’t there like six concentration camps in Poland??? [Actually there were 9, SIX for the Final Solution] Whole lotta karma going down.
Falling mountains just don’t fall on me
Point on mister Buisnessman,
You can’t dress like me.
Nobody know what I’m talking about
I’ve got my own life to live
I’m the one that’s gonna have to die
When it’s time for me to die
So let me live my life the way I want to

But even righteous anger is a reaction, not a strategy. I think of Jesus cleansing the temple: Angered by commercialism, he drove the vendors out, but his overall ministry was far more about healing. For a time, I thought perhaps we needed a national pep talk, a call to our better selves, a stirring reminder that the nation that abolished slavery, defeated Communism and put men on the moon, can surely vanquish vitriol. But words and talk seem tired, and the solution is not in a speech or a statement, but in each of us.

And for all the Bush haters who hit the above link and see that the writer is Karen Hughes, one of GW’s people, y’all will switch back to hater mode

When Bill Clinton and one of GW’s cronies are both saying the same thang…you BETTER watch out

FIGURES my two favourite heroes, Lenny Bruce and Keef, were heroin addicts

So woke up with a bloodied ear because of video one…prepping for the baby shower and brawling–obviously got hit in the head with the broken chair i saw this morning–and not even a bleeding headache

Although my favourite Rolling Stone WAS Brian Jones because he just OOZED the blues, i’d grow up to EMULATE Keith Richards because he WA(i)S rock n’ roll and quite the antagonist to boot…not in the literary sense, but in the antagonistic sense, i.e., a shit stirrer as someone perspicaciously noted…and last night was no different, except it was fueled by some beer & liquor.

Since i suck at singing and love some swinging, i seem to create my own Altamonts

So i went to the laundromat and some kid gives me a Watchtower…well actually an Awake, but “watchtower” sounds more Dylanny.

Yeah, i’m cognizant that “Jehovah” is a mistranslation…but fuck it, those Awakes and Watchtowers are the best way to read the bible [Now if you factor in the first Americanism i learnt was motherfucker and the following spring, nigger...then it's no wonder i'm a motherfucking foul-mouthed nigger]

Is that a cool picture or what

So am i thinking the end times is upon us???

Don’t particularly give a motherfuck As long as i don’t have to take a shit, i’m always prepared to die

Well, nap & Lynn Samuels time…another incoherent post…want coherency???

Download the motherfucker…it IZ free after all. [KNOW the MEologian won't be downloading it since HE has to scour Xanga to keep on featured]

Larry King IZ GOD
Yeah, FUCK tiger Woods…LK IZ DA man
So what the motherfuck is a Buzz Aldrin video doing up top

Well, HE was on Howard Stern yesterday…before the Larry King news BROKE, and it seems he was bopping this babe back in da day…and since i just read an article that had to explain what 45s WERE…it’s Brigitte Bardot, a blonde bimbo BEFORE my time…but a legend all the same…guess what happens when YU skip a link HERE

Yesterday, for lack of anythang else to do, i went hunting for the Nietzsche-Lite cuntsniffer hovering around Babs site…just realised HE just subbed 2 ME

Looooong before Dan the MEologian was schlepping his middle-of-the-road derivative bullshit on Xanga, i was REPEATING my schtick for PAY which i originated on some SanFran blogging site that was run by some PC hausfraus and cockless wonders…i was both ME and my fictitious girlfriend–kicking motherfucking ASS in the Mature ghetto i was placed in–

SHE beats the shit out of Jay-Z’s wannabe…and Nietzsche-Lite is gonna think, motherfucker done stoned out again
Usually i write shit sans apologia…IF’n y’all don’t get the flow, step the fuck off

To ME blogging is about FINDING an audience for MY writings…me me motherfuckin’ ME…and IF you ever read one of MY books–MORE me

And since motherfuckers on Xanga are too fuckin’ CHEAP to BUY a book, and too busy Xanga’ing, GAVE my second book away for FREE [on the download]…although IT will all of a sudden disappear soon….

So THIS blog is disjointed because it took 3 daze in the making

For MY longtime readers Babs IS the antithesis of MOI & i called her every motherfucking name under the sun in OUR exchanges…but she MY bitch: i’ve HURTED a lot of motherfuckers growing up because THEY fucked with MY nerds

3 day post not posted = THIS…….

Anger isn’t wrong. Anger is who you are. Let yourself be angry. Don’t feel guilty about it. Explore the causes of your anger, and you will come to a greater understanding of yourself.

i can already see this bitchboy go running to the xanganazis to SNITCH

So i found this little MEologian cuntling sniffing around Babs site—Oh my, I’m thso cuntin’ edge—s/he screams…so {Dr}Philosofuckal

Fuck internet bullies…it’s these faux philosophers that gits MY goat…ought to be a LAW against that shit.

The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy…and Babs’ latest froupie would say: Oy vey, the schvartze iz stonth

Yeah, don’t criticize what you can’t understand as your old road is rapidly agin’…

My seventh grade substitute Spanish teacher, Miss Winston [who'd marry and become Mrs Kennedy] saw there was a whole lot more than ANGER in moi—she saw the RAGE that’d make Charlie Decker look like a Cub Scout

THIS was RATED X when it came out…was “R” when i saw it, and WAS PG-13 last time it played in the Village, although the moralistas would probably consider ALMOST as obscene as Howard Stern today

So this masked motherfucker who i’ll just call MEologian2 because i strongly suspect this is a “naughty” Dan/don/theTheologian lamely TRYING to badboy it into Babs panties…and s/he’s gonna run to the xanganazis screaming EminemsRevenge is taunting ME…cuntling

Lenny: What kind of show is it man?

Agent: Well, ya know.

Lenny: Well, no, I don’t know, man…

Agent: Well, it’s not a show. They’re a bunch of cocksuckers, that’s all. A damned fag show.

When the cops are arresting him THIS happens:

…reacting to Lenny’s semantic defense, the sergeant turned philosophical: We’ve tried to elevate this street. I’m offended because you broke the law. I mean it sincerely. I mean it. I mean it. I can’t see any right, any way you can break this word down, our society is not geared to it.”

With realist insight, Lenny rejoined, “You can break it down by talking about it…..How about a word like ‘clap’?”

Straightening his back, the sergeant rationalized: “Well, ‘clap’ is a better word than ‘cocksucker.’”

“Not if you get the clap from a cocksucker,” Lenny countered

And TODAY Lenny’d be in hot water for saying FAG

Just goes to show you, there was always Xanganazis…but you know what I‘ve discovered about moralistas??? [Moralista doesn't get the red squiggly line for misspelling on Google Chrome] THEY are always the ones with their tongues up some little kids ass…and no one’s bigger than the Catholic Church when it comes to pedophilia

The FCC fucked Howard Stern over for shit Lenny Bruce got crucified for, which just goes to show you…nothing changes.

Oh, a shout out to Perzeus Forte…MY hero

Notice HE used the word motherfucker too.

According to Freud, EVERY boy wants to be motherfucker

Brazil went wild when Mr Mojo Risin [are you aware that's an anagram for Jim Morrison??] sang:

Mother, I want to fuuuuuck you

So ya gotta wonder…is the reason everyone’s so uptight about being PC is because they’re all frustrated motherfuckers???

I always thought Clothes make the man was a Proverb or somethang, and coming out of my father’s mouth it was probably one of the stupidest philosophies ever…and when you consider that HE wore these neo-Absurdist polyester suits, that the tragically ‘kool’ didn’t realise was the epitome of DORKiness since it was IN with guidos and old skool Jamaicans—What do you call an old school Jamaicain

Housenigger

Little did i realise that the end of the clothes makes a man quote was Naked people have little or no influence on society…and of course, since it’s Mark Twain and NOT Proverbs…it makes a whole lot of sense WHEN you have the whole quote

[T]oo many youth, specifically black youth lacking self-esteem, who try to fill this void by getting a hold of something expensive shows that Kevin McNutt is one of the leisure suit lackeys, like my father, who *think* that THEIR unique fashion sense is sensible

One of yesterday’s crosswords clues was 737, for example…and i immediately thought PRIME NUMBER…WRONG, of course, since 737 = 11 × 67, something i’d eventually figure out with pencil & paper as a chile on one of my never-ending weekends in solitary growing up….

So as i may have alluded to in yesterday’s post, which was really a post that took a few days in the making–my nephew’s “old” Nikes were in the passageway betwixt the living room & dining room as Dillski went on a search and discover mission since SHE has some cousin who mails a lot of shit to the house…and even BEORE OSambo bin Latte, the Afrikaan housenigger in MY division @work decided to become a driver…fieldniggering’s too HARD on HIS precious legs–so i was gonna be re-upping on MY Nikes…which would’ve started from Ground Zero since unlike “Air” Jordan i’ve been BOYCOTTING them–but you should’ve SEEN the forlorn look on my nephew’s face when i absconded the Nikes he Yeti’d out of

My nephew, NOW 22 and married on Valentine’s Day WITH a tax write-off due in a few weeks ONLY saving grace is HIS chile will be MY chile–guess THAT is WHY god took me out of Sacramento for???

25 years later, the Air Jordan’s footprint remains…

It began in the late 1980s, as the black and red Air Jordans set off such a feeding frenzy that in some communities young people were shot and killed for their sneakers. Newspapers and TV shows hyped the alleged plague by converging on black youth looking for smoking gun answers. Sports Illustrated ran a 1990 cover story: “Your Sneakers or Your Life.” Through the racialized eyes of the media, this was supposedly and exclusively a black youth phenomenon…..

It turns out basketball shoes, then and now, have never really been the problem. They’ve just been the symptom of a bigger disease: of too many youth, specifically black youth lacking self-esteem, who try to fill this void by getting a hold of something expensive…

It wasn’t until i googled it a year or so ago that i realised that my first pair on Nikes were called Cortez…which i was wearing 10 years before Michael “Shithead” Jordan made them popular. Got them in my junior year of high school, an they lasted FIVE YEARS We’re talkin’ every day usage here…paddleball, basketball, gym and general walking whilst tripping, which usually equated to a lot of walks from Washington Square to Central Park and back a coupla times a trip

Before Stephen King i was trying for the rattiest looking sneakers on the planet, although not really—THEY were just that durable
THIS has become an Easter night ritual in NYC and as synchronicity would have it, i walked right into the midst of that shit on my way home from my mother’s, and almost bitchslapped some of them punks with my guitar case

So kids join gangs and wear all the same shiite like if they’re in some kind of army…individuality never really existed even when WE were kids, although there were always a few who truly WERE individual…guess which gang your no-so ‘umble narrator fits

Sure, i wanted to “fit in” even though i knew i didn’t…so instead of becoming a square peg, which would have been fitting in in some group…i became a deltoidal icositetrahedron–try saying THAT 3 times fast

i hear all this crap now about bullying in high school…WTmotherF

By the time you get to high school, if you don’t know you’re strange…somethang’s WRONG with you!!!

MET Janis Joplin cos’ i was a strange kid–what else do you call a nine-year-old playing hooky convincing his friend that Jim Morrison’s staying at the Chelsea…and THEY wasn’t even into the Doors

My lil’ brother missed MY spoon comment…contrary to what marigold mom thinks…like Pip i was RAZED by a hand that made Mrs Joe look like a piker

Yet i STILL had great expectations which i was always SURE would be posthumously attained