This morning i was listening to some dude on Imus cumming in his pants as he discussed Kenneth Langone, the venture capitalist who was behind Home Depot…and as synchronicity would have it, the New York Post is railing against a living wage

Today, Nicole Gelinas, the only one with a fiscal modicum of sense on the Post besides John Crudele, sensibly begins her op-ed today with the following:

What’s worse — screwing up the city’s economy through left-wing social engineering, or pretending to? New Yorkers should find cold comfort in the fact that City Council Speaker — and mayoral wannabe — Christine Quinn has chosen the second course.

[NOTICE the video is sponsored by get-rich-quick scheming Forex]

Companies like Starbucks, Ben & Jerry’s and Home Depot remembered one of the basic tenets of Adam Smith’s theology: treat a worker right and he’ll give you his all

i once worked for a Japanese company…i’d listen to Howard Stern till 10 o’clock, go to work, and get home in time to catch the second half of All My Children…then play guitar for 10 to 12 hours a day…best 7 years of my life

BTW, thought i was overpaid…so i never asked for a raise!

Five years later one of their bookkeepers discovered that i’ve been working for the same pay, and they gave me a 50% raise…THAT could never happen in America today

Personally, i’m writing in Anthony Weiner and Ron Paul for the top two slots, and none of the above for the rest since i live in NYC and my vote don’t count…but for the rest of y’all, what’s it gonna be?? GREED, or the lesser of two evils?

According to Mapquest, it’s between 18.9 to 20.9 miles from my house to the klantation…a trip that many a time takes two hours

So this kid pictured above punched a conductor in his face & broke his nose, and i was lmfao when i read it this morning

Conductors, to me, is unskilled way over paid workers…as is those cleaners on the platform at Jamaica Center who spend most of the day yakking whilst making $23-an-hour.

YO, i don’t begrudge anybody a living, but as a decade of hard times looms ahead of us, it’s understandable that some folk are gonna be pissed…which is why the D.A. should make the New York Post a co-defendant in this case. Were it not for the Post, the majority of people in the city would not know how much those MTA clowns make, and i specifically mean station cleaners, motor men, booth clerks and conductors…all of which are unskilled or semi-skilled workers…bus drivers, electricians and track workers deserve what they make

As the GOP seeks to outlaw higher education for the so-called middle and working classes–their contribution to class warfare–it’s time to cut out cushy jobs for the barely skilled and give them to college students willing to work $10-an-hour with some tuition breaks.  Since CUNY is city owned, it shouldn’t cost NYC a dime, in fact, it-ll save money

Governor Cuomo is about to punk on the MTA contract talks, but let’s put their raises on the ballot in November, as well as the bizarre idea to give Albany crooks…errrrr, pols, $^ in taxpayer money for every dollar they raise

Occupy Wall Street has show the general public the we don’t have to take it, and the summer riots are gonna show the elites who forgot their Adam Smith that the invisible hand is bound to get broken when it’s always giving workers the finger…the TWU should take note too

Little did i realise that i’m a Cory Booker WANNABE:

Now if’n birth begins at conception–i’m 55–so deciding to do a cold 27-yard dash on Park Avenue kind of qualifies you for some bragging righs

As Cory rightfully pointed out on Twitter, i ain’t no Usain Bolt…a name that you Yankee ras-holes have muslimized in an effort to be politically correct–FAGS–but let’s talk about the lesbian…

Council Clit Christine Quinn thinks she’s a shoe-in since she’s MS Bloomberg Lite…guess what puppet bitch??–NYC, given a chance, SHOULD vote for a mayor that i may dust in an NFL columbine 40, but would dust me into the burning building–YEAH nigga, you bad..and FUCK the Rolling Stones..

that little white kid at the beginning cwould’ve been me

MSNBC, as usual, got the story wrong when they ran this story:

with Al Sharpton as some kind of hero…

MOST of the bigwigs in the Far Rockaway NAACP lived on my block, and then, as now, it’s still an organization of old church broads who love being coloured people

My boy Boe could whup my ass in basketball since he had five inches over me, and whilst i could slam dunk, he could touch the top of the backboard…damn near–but we were always on the same team–so the comp came out in football!

Boe had an Elway arm to my Pennington, but i was Peyton Manning to his Mark Sanchez when it came to calling the game…and since we were both too fucking skinny to play the game on the high school/college level, we were the designated QBs for damn near every touch football game we came upon in Rockaway, till we were in our early 30′s.

i pissed a lot of sheeple off on Twitter since i pointed out that Trayvon ain’t shit when it comes to NYC…and neither is Al fucking Sharpton

Boe’s mom, bless her soul, was one of the NAACP posse, so she was probably the one that suggested to them to ask me & Boe to represent–i.e., get some young black males to join a march that invoked MLK’s Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice EVERYWHERE mantra–and whilst me & Boe would rather have rolled from Rockaway to John Adam High School in Ozone Park like Sherman…we deferred to the non-violent wishes of our elders…..

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Back to that in a sext??–In a now abridged and censore article, the New York Post now claims: only 50 percent of the teachers are guaranteed they’ll be rehired, because of an obscure contract rule that restricts how new schools are staffed.

DOE officials insisted there will be no quotas for how many current teachers can be rehired.

Those not hired back by a committee of two teachers, two DOE appointees and the principal will be left to find jobs elsewhere — or join a pool of substitutes that critics say will cost the city as much as $100 million annually.

Before i moved to the Rockaways, every kid wanted to play football for John Adams–a football powerhouse–and the site where a pork-chop swilling Reverend Al almost got the Jheri-curls knocked out as he limo’d up and spoke for US

Parents today are so busy shuttling to & FROM the klantation that they don’t realize that charter schools are like the people’s pal–Reverend Al is a scam!

Charter school “teaching” is nothing more than resume padding–and a teacher is only as good as a parent–the latter is no licensed by the state

The multi-billion dollar non-profit organization, d.b.a. NYU, failed to mention the following in their charity spiel mail-outs, i’m sure:

Earlier this year, the New York University Langone Medical Center purchased 14 commercial condominiums at Verizon’s building at 240 East 38th Street for $49.7 million. It plans to use the 14 floors, totaling 285,000 square feet, for short-term patient care, offices and research facilities.

NYULMC innocently forgot to mention that with the move comes the elimination of at least 50 middle-class jobs–and under the laws of Not-for-Profit corporations in the state of New York, i’m sure NYU is in violation of damn near all of the??

Alas, New York State has no policies regarding carpet-bagging…NO code of honor a la the Marines??

That is a poster i see ad nauseum as i traipse through the streets of NYC–a Semper Fidelis that should beat within the breast of the few and the proud that made it to the rank of USMC–and Sgt. Gary Stein should’ve been taken out and shot!

The Army brass in Baghdad considered my first book mutinous…and although i almost sound ACLU when it comes to the First Amendment–that was the one time i didn’t question authority

You Kansas motherfuckers have NO CLUE..this was personal

Okay…who let the dogs out, again??

Yeah, today John Podhoretz pointed out some statements that President-elect Romney made last night:

“Americans are tired of being tired.”

He addressed himself not only to the unemployed but to the American workforce, noting “many of those who are fortunate enough to have a job are working harder for less.”

He mentioned the “single mom who feels heartbroken when she has to explain to her kids that she needs to take a second job,” and “grandparents who can’t afford the gas to visit their grandchildren.” He spoke of “the mom and dad who never thought they’d be on food stamps” and “the small business owner desperately cutting back just to keep the doors open one more month.”

We are “eternal optimists,” he said, “but over the last 3 1/2 years, we have seen hopes and dreams diminished by false promises and weak leadership.”

Politics 101: since Hope & Change never happened, Mitt can pull a Barack and run on that alone–but is Romney gonna be the pariah of the so-called Left and the fanboy of the Paul Ryan Final Solution the #tcot crowd believes

Besides being the first food stamps POTUS, a department created by Richard Millhouse Nixon, he also created the bane to the GOP capital, the EPA

Despite his shortcomings, Nixon was a Quaker first…and as per Romney??

SoonAquitter says it great to see moi back, whilst on Twitter D.C. dork, biglead [little dick] accuses ME of being #tcot, i.e.’ a self-proclaimed intellectual

Longtime readers know that what i DO is basically write my end of the conversation me & the boys be having as we drink a few after work…and it can go from old man Jeter looking to Ty Cobb it this season, to the Romney/Paul Ryan Final Solution…and y’all know that being JamaicaRican with an Irish grandfather, politics is my ambrosia..oops, it THAT too intellectual for ya, Little Dick???

Sheeple keep telling me we’s got a Black president…O’reilly

This story, however, demonstrates that apartheid is alive and well, and thriving in New York City

The Long Island Rail Road is banning booze on late-night weekend trains starting next month, following a spate of attacks on employees by liquored-up riders, officials said yesterday.

Riders will no longer be able to toss back a nightcap from midnight to 5 a.m. on Friday-night and Saturday-night trains, ending a Long Island tradition right up there with Billy Joel sing-alongs and all- day lacrosse tournaments.

“They’re out of their mind,” said Ian Munro, 22, a construction worker from Floral Park.

“What do they think we’re going to do for our one-, two-hour train rides home? Sleep?”

A nigger has to brown-bag his beer & suck it through a straw whilst praying that the NYPD don’t roll up on him–$100 ticket and probable arrest if that happens–Ian Munro can do Heineken and Jack boilermakers in plain view

A nigger hits an MTA employee it’s a mandatory seven-year felony…Ian Munro slugs a conductor…oops, maybe we shouldn’t let them drink on the trains!!

And in a bid to make sure there’s never another Obama–Paul Ryan and the GOP  are now out to double the student loan interest rate to appease banksters & Wall Street–what the GOP don’t tell you is that when your student loan goes into default the banksters eat it up and charge you triple what the original loan rate was!

So whilst Paul Ryan’s GOP is targeting Hispanics, niggers, and other ne’er-do-wells, the unexpected bonus is that Wall Street don’t give a fuck about YOU too Mssrs Munro & Little Dick

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i think it was yesterday that the New York Times wrote a mind-numbingly long article about Daniel Pinkwater’s The Pineapple and the Hare, which was included in a standardized reading test for NYC’s eight-graders.

It’s been said that reading tests are almost as monotonous as the LSATs–i wouldn’t know since in the sixth-grade i came to believe that if you took enough LSD you’d eventually play like Hendrix–so afterwards i’d take mescaline or mushrooms for all the big tests so i wouldn’t be bored, but would be mellow…don’t try that at home kids

IF you hit the link, you’ll see that the Times used the second version of the story, which i prefer, but the holiest of Holies in journalism did not mention there was an alternate take, as NPR did

i’m pretty sure most kids haven’t done 200 hits of acid by the time they’re in the eight grade, but i was straight in the fourth…and some substitute thought she could sit back and read her NYT all day as she laid this on us:

and there’s a fuckin’ YouTube for it

It took me about five tries to figure that out, and about twenty minutes for the next compeer in my class to come up with the solution–and we were IGC–yet by the end of the day only half of the class had figured it out…and of course we didn’t tell the others

THAT Ken Jennings could be stumped by the questions clearly demonstrates how rigid thinking in America has become

Pinkwater zenfully takes an Aesop morality tale to absurdist levels and arrives at a logical conclusion–which is why i like the second version better

Of course the MORAL to the story is pineapples have no sleeves, as the moose sagaciously points out–so where’s the confusion

The correct answer to the first question is both a metaphor for Obama’s exotic/strange fruit presidency, and in a shout-out to Steve Harvey, also a metaphor for Plato’s cave allegory: If’n expectations are high and you don’t win the race, the animals in the woods are gonna eat you up!

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Being censured by John Hitler & his MEologian xanganazis, it’s hard to believe that in the past four days i’ve gotten a thousand views on four posts…which are now history like my IMPEACH BLOOMBERG column, which was number one on Google for two years before the owners of the site sold out

 Iz you surprised my regular readers

Seems to me that every time your favourite yella-NIGGER gets on a roll, he be getting FUCKED by some cracker or an oriole–and ain’t none of y’all downloaded his second book FOR FREE yet...yeah, internet friends are like an AIDS blessing

If you click on http://forumnyc.com/ you’ll see that the site has been shut down because someone bought it up…could it be the IMPEACH BLOOMBERG crowd…where i was the number one entry for over two years, or more likely, the New York Post, where i’ve been critical of both that rag and the Metropolitan Transit Authority, where my MTA–Notes from the Underground had over 50,000 visitors, and still ranks #1 on a Google search until the Google Thought Police wipes it cleans

HOPE my guardian angels don’t get no ideas

Anyway, whilst the New York Post may or may not have bought forumnycto silence ME, the same cannot be said for the UFT, because as they themselves reported:

News Corp. acquires Wireless Generation

Herr Rupert & Company, unsatisfied with having cornered the dittohead market, now wants to get into the Hitler Youth business as they make Big Brother look like Alan Colmes retarded twin sister 

In an open missive to Andrew Cuomo on their editorial page today, the New York Post clearly demonstrates why they’re the best at Ann Coulter/Josef Goebbels opinionated journalism:  Hiding teacher rankings from much of the public defeats the whole point of the grades in the first place.

Start with those “difficult” questions.

“No one wants to see parents arrested for disclosing the information they receive on a teacher,” the source said. “We don’t have an answer on that.”

Arrested?

Wow! If only military secrets were treated as seriously.

’tis no better time of year to create a blood libel than the Easter/Passover break

Like Pip and Joe Gargery however, i was brought up by hand–as methinks our venerated Governor Cuomo was–and as a chile, the teacher was always right, even when they were sometimes wrong…so obviously if THEY have to hand in a report card, shouldn’t the parents??

Children who are read bedtime stories do better in school…so shouldn’t News Corp’s Wireless Generation [ NCWG from here on ] be monitoring parents to ensure that their offspring not enter the classroom at a disadvantage? KIDS also perform better when they have a good breakfast, so shouldn’t NCWG be not only monitoring that, but making sure these victims of the UFT educational holocaust start the day with a healthy meal??

Alcohol, drug usage & second-hand smoke from parents are also a contributing factor to poor student performance, as is sub-standard housing, lack of computers, etc.–is NCWG gonna fix THAT

Hillary Clinton was right–it takes a village to raise a chile–and WE got to get back to the days when Mr Jimmy sees you acting the fool whilst your parents at work, you best cut a switch and hope he don’t tell them you was acting the fool so much he had to give YOU a whupping…..

95% of the teachers i had were C+ or better, 33% were A-…and the dozen that were A+ are the ones that kept ME from being your worst nightmare…