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Monday 21 August was the equivalent of Bloomsday — at least in terms of Jew Girl by EminemsRevenge. Jew Girl was discussed here on 1 May. It is a book heavily influenced by the work of James Joyce, and hence the action takes place all on one day.

Yeah, it’s another Reuvensday and instead of being Springsteen returning to the Stone Pony i feel like i’m a member of a Blues Box Band tribute band…sixth generation Springsteen instead of Mahavisnu Hendrix…and only the town of Fargo, North Dakota has more than ten people who’ve read the book

So, is Fargo HIPPER than the rest of the world, or just more literate???

More than likely the latter…those Fargo kids know so much jazz and literature that my Joycean ode pales in comparison  [NOTE to Obama and NYC's Mayor-for-Life Beameberg:  Wanna make education a top priority...go to Fargo and LEARN how they teach them kids!

One of my all-time favoutite cousins, Bone, is a science teacher in elementary school here in NYC.

She's always been a lovable doofus...and i've always been curious how SHE became a science teacher...did she maybe share a love for the WHY like i did........???????

Cooking question:  Why do you put chicken in cold water, instead of HOT, to thaw?

The answer has its basis in physics, but anyone who cooks knows that to thaw meat you put it in cold water...my now tenured science teacher cousin, who's now a better cook than she is science teacher...replied:  Chicken thaws quicker in cold water?

Oy gevalt

So, this Reuvensday Jew Girl is ranked something like three-billion six on Amazon...[ actually Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,292,344 in Books ] and lawd knows where the free download ranks since Lulu.com sucks to the max…

 Under the new xangafuck…which the NY Post is also experiencing RE: cover photos…..

There’s some bitch named Carla Franklin out to sue YouTube/Google because someone called her a whore on a YouTube comment

As many of my longtime readers–oops, can Stephen King sue me for using that phrase–can testify…i was kicked off the stage of the Apollo when i was twelve…WHY???

 First, i was doing Ziggy Stardust before David Bowie discovered his inner aladdin sane…and secondly–WE were doing a grungy/punk rock version of a Jackson 5ive song…pre-motherfucking dating both movements…an of course we were booed off the stage–you don’t DO that kind of shit in 1970

Sounded almost as bad as the video in the header but at least i was STONED on a couple sixes of Bud and a bottle of tequila for that video…was stone cold earnest in thinking i was dylanly MichaelJimiHendrixJackson that amateur night at the Apollo

So if YouTube existed THEN, and somebody called me a stupid faggot in my comments section, then like Carla Franklin, i’d have a lawsuit!

Once WE allow comments to be subjected to lawsuits, then the internet is fucked to the max

The internet is the LAST bastion of FREE SPEECH…YOU can’t hang..get a motherfucking Xanga account–where “free speech” is frowned upon unless you’re a MEologian disciple, and original thoughts are a bigger transgression than original SIN 

Check out my new MLK quote @ the book site: “You declare, my friend, that you do not hate the Jews, that you are merely ‘anti-Zionism’…when people criticize Zionism, they mean Jews. This is God’s own truth…Why is this? You know that Zionism is nothing less than the dream and ideal of the Jewish people returning to live in their own land.” and futilely TRY to download the SECOND BOOK..for the hardcore..complain to Lulu.com

So Barry sees NYC’s own Mayor-for-Life Beameberg go down in flames RE: the al Qaeda mosque downtown…and HE has the chutzpah to say it’s OKAY

Obama’s suffering from the love-me-daddy syndrome…kiss the ass of the ARAB world and maybe your daddy’s gonna love you

Here in Amerikkka, nigroes who thought  WE have overcome and shed tears when YOU got in are NOW what-the-motherFUCKin’ in lieu of your First Amendment statement.

Yo my nigroe…YOU blew THIS!!!

i spent this weekend with some hardcore Democratic Hillary Nigroes who now think you walk the waters…until you muslim’d out of Friday

Malcolm X was everythang YOU think you are…HE never FORGOT he was Black…but you were always a beige poseur..right???

When i saw Rahm on 60 Minutes  and he said the weekends are two more working days until Mondays…i saw your Team Obama as a Pippen-less Bulls or the Celtics without a Kevin McHale

Yeah, the wealth sure as hell is tricklin’ down

Yeah Marshall…just bought YOUR latest from iTunes and am rockin’ to it now…got YOUR first three albums for free, and since then bought 3 copies of the 8 Mile movie..2 VHS and ONE DVD…ALL your post Eminem Show albums on both CD and iTunes since i didn’t KNOW how to put a CD up on iTunes–YO motherfucker, i’m a babyboomer who got into YOU because everyone was saying YOU’re the next Dylan…

All THIS was done with you in the background as i wrote..sounds like YOU are afraid to step the fuck out the Jay-Z/Puff Mommy universe….

Howard Dean for President, 2012???

Yesterday television was more an intellectual graveyard than ever…after watching the Yankees game get called because of lightening…and thinking that would’ve been the best way for A-Rod to hit his 600th–a shot DEEP into the bleachers and then he get’s fried by a bolt of lightening–that would have been awesome

His steroids use would’ve been forgotten if that happened

So was yesterday serendipity or synchronicity when it came to TV for me???

A-Rod dodged the lightening bolt but got beaned by a pitch, as did Fox “news”?

…So the Yankees game had a rain delay and A-Rod got bitchslapped…I was totally incognizant of THAT–next time i’m watching TV i’m channel-surfing and all of a sudden NEIL Young is on PBS

FIND out CSN&Y would’ve been them auld hippies WITH Jimi weren’t it no for the FACT that Steve Nash jammed better with Neil than Jimi

The second song i learnt on guitar was “Down By The River,” even though i never heard it before in my life…and Heart of Gold was about the fifth song…THAT one clicked…in my psyche to be sure

MY most owned albums are Dylan’s Blood on the Tracks and Neil’s Harvest…Patti’s Radio Ethiopia and Jimi’s Electric Ladyland are tied for a distant THIRD

VIDEO-wise, Pink Floyd’s The Wall, Dylan’s “unplugged” concert, and a bootleg video of Patti Smith in germany tops MY lists..yet THIS Neil Young show that PBS aired Sunday night cwould fly into second place–

Yeah…shooting for the TOP possibility

SOME nigroes gotta be godSMACKED a few times to hit the right path..motherfuckers like ME need to hear a Patti Smith song on iTunes that they never heard before [or BOUGHT]

And sometimes you don’t realise where you got the NUMBER ONE phrase from…and wouldn’t it be a motherfuck IF i let SLY outlive ME

So, when it comes to the fight or fright reflex…the only flight i know of is the flight TO tha’ FIGHT

WHAT the fuck am i talking about

When i went for my cigarette break last night as i was writing THIS unfinished defense of Sarah Palin, i heard my nephew attempting to choke his wife of 5 months and a week to death–THEY got married on Valentine’s Day

But it was a shotgun wedding…and an important aside—i usually spell “wedding” weeding when i’m typing—and marriage is ALWAYS a weeding process!

i’m a dozen years OLDER than Brett Favre, and the only thang i got over my nephew is THIRTY YEARS
WAS gonna riff on how my neph is not only 40-something pounds heavier AND at least three inches taller…and a whole lot stronger when it comes to lifting weights: HE uses 45 lb barbells AND does pull-ups…i use 25′s and don’t do pull-ups no more after going from 3 reps to 12 in a week…fucking up both my shoulder AND elbows.

JUST went outside to take a cigarette break and wifey & her mom’s was about to pull off [after coming to pick up the rest of the baby material...bottles, formula, diapers, etc.] BOTH thanked me for saving wifey from being killed last night—and i told them there’s no need to—just stay the fuck away from my nephew!!!

The BEST writer on the NY Post, John Crudele, claims he’s sitting on the fence RE: unemployment benefits…

PHYSICALLY my nephew should’ve swatted me away like an annoying gnat…HE is a lot stronger than his daddy was…and me & his daddy had many a showdowns—but somethang kicked in?

Religion???

President George W. Bush signed a big minimum-wage hike that has hit hard at less-experienced and lower-skilled workers. If a worker is only worth $6.50 per hour, then a required wage of $7.15 is a one-way ticket to the unemployment line.

26 If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.
27 And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord, which am but dust and ashes:
28 Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.
29 And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty’s sake.
30 And he said unto him, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.
31 And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty’s sake.
32 And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten’s sake.
33 And the LORD went his way, as soon as he had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.

IF we, like the Cato Institute, cannot find a worker worthy of $6.50 an hour…we FUCKED

as Matt Drudge might’ve said: to be continued….

My nephew was always a bit of a retard in school, so he must’ve been the same in church too…Thou shalt not kill doesn’t hit the commandment list until No. 6

God MUST’ve wanted me to keep smoking until this point, because if i didn’t go outside for a cigarette i wouldn’t have heard my nephew strangling his wife of five months

Ain’t seen Dillski yet…she of course, is out killing herself so her bratty little kids can stay home living like rock stars…but gonna ask her if she still got coverage for the boy, because that dumb little nigga needs an Übershrink or an exorcist.

And his sister, who THINKS she adult of the house, wants me to sweep it under the rug and not tell her mother…

So coming home, at Roosevelt Avenue, Latin America, a homeboy’s hanging out the train from the pole…somethang that aways has me thinking—Since when did we have so many fuckin’ strippers in NYC???—and a Ricky Retardo who waits till the doors are almost closing runs for the door and decides to start having a motherfucking conversation whilst everyone’s waiting to board, and i, of course, say: Are you getting off the motherfuckin’ train, or what

Homey on the stripper pole starts laughing his motherfucking ass off because he realises i’m straight up ghetto and not some spick out to take his klantation gig like the wetback who thinks he owns the motherfucking E train…but i have nothing against Ricky Retardo’s cuntry of origin–hell, if he was Brett motherfuckin’ Favre i’d be just as pissed!

Now, dig where THIS picture comes from, and i also gleaned THIS from the New York Post:

[Mark] Williams, a talk-radio host, responded to the demands [of the NAACP] by posting on his blog a fictional letter from “Colored People” to President Abraham Lincoln.

Dear Mr Lincoln,” the letter began. “We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for REAL, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. THAT is far too much to ask of us Colored People, and WE demand it STOP!”

—ALL emphasis by your not so ‘umble narrator…

Sooooooo…houseniggress Whoopi Goldberg’s defending Mel Gibson’s pack of niggers tirade as i’m now listening to Robin Quivers cackling to Howard Stern’s neo-racist barbs against Alvin Greene, Whitey/the Tea Party’s obvious choice to embarass not only the POTUS, but also EVERY black person in Amerikkka….

RISE UP South Carolina…and let’s FUCK these crackers with their own bullshit [Robin Quivers now reporting on the Colored People letter alluded to up top…and she says there MAYBE some racist elements in the TP (Howard evades the topic)

NOTE to the NYPD…FUCK with our Black youth…and we gonna BODY COUNT THIS summer…..