September 4, 2012

• Dillsky and the DNC economy??

  Saturday morning i woke up shot out of a cannon since i had to do my laundry, twitter & nap before heading out to a headliner gig at 4 on the island: in the past three years i’ve become the Hendrix of grilling

  My alarm was set, and i pop-tarted out of bed as soon as Mark Simone made his first asinine comment…i.e., 45 seconds later.

  i turn the hot water spigot on, holding my finger underneath waiting for the heat so i can get the proper mix with the cold…and nothing happens…so with a towel around my waist i go into the basement to see if the pilot light went out.

  

  YO, i know how to light the pilot to a water heater…but with these new-fangled jismos you feel like a monkey in a Kubrick movie as you try to find out where to stick it in…the match you degenerates

  PISSED, i come up from the basement and see Malcolm Ten who is on his morning reefer run, and i ask him if he knows how to light the boiler, and he nonchalantly replies: They took the meter out yesterday.

  

  Malcolm Ten, like Dillsky’s son, Jerkoff Josh, have barely worked in the five years since i’ve been here…they’re “finding themselves” according to Dillsky…on MY motherfucking dime

  i don’t begrudge anyone who rode the unemployment gravy train: 40 weeks vacation then 12 weeks DO or DIE…but with 99 weeks you best be Louis Sachar’s Stan after 45…and the lingering unemployment was justification for Obama converting unemployment into a WPA program, yet he didn’t

  

  So what does Herrs Romney and Ryan have planned for the Dillskys of the world

  When i came back to NYC the Dillsky household was on the ropes, although i didn’t see the books and had no idea

  And of course, when you put good money into a bad program–it’s bound to fail–which it did a year or so after i returned.

  Now when you’ve just lived through the second warmest winter in history, and niggas in the house eat take-out 12 days a week, there’s no way your gas bill should be more than a $100-a-month…so guess what??–ME the treasury behind the throne is now gonna RISE UP–every dime that Dillsky gets from ME will now go towards gas, electricity, and water…SHE won’t get a dime of that until the bills are all paid…that worked with my credit cards, and it will work with the country

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